In a run-down part of  East London  recently, a fire destroyed a dilapidated
four storey house that had been divided into four flats.

A Nigerian family of six internet con artists and full time benefit cheats
lived on the first floor, and all six tragically perished in the fire.

A group of seven Islamic welfare cheats, all illegally in the country, lived
on the second floor, and they too, all perished in the fire.

Six Albanian, gang banger, ex-cons - all claiming political asylum and
living off the state for free occupied the 3rd floor and they too, died.

And one middle aged British white couple lived on the top floor.
They miraculously survived the fire.

The Equal Opportunities Commission, Amnesty International, Human Rights
activists, black community leaders and the British Islamic Council were all
furious at the apparent racial inequality of the situation. Why were just
the British white couple saved? It was monstrous they claimed, and showed
that systemic 'racism' still existed in all areas of public service -
questions were raised in the House of Commons, the popular media picked up
the story and within hours it was national and indeed international news.
Boris Johnson - Mayor of London, when questioned stated calmly that it
would be unwise to jump to conclusions until the Police and Fire Service had
completed their report. He closed by stating that he expected their initial
assessment would be available within the next 36 hours - so perhaps it would
be best to let the experts gather the evidence and report back before he
commented any further.

The baying Press pack subsequently reported the interview in such way as to
intimate that the Mayor was indifferent to suffering and was out of touch
with the feelings of the whole  East London  community!

A large motorcade of representatives from all five groups, together with
Jacquie Smith - the Home Secretary drove to the area and demanded a meeting
with the local chief fire officer. They made sure that a large pack of
popular Press and TV had been briefed on the visit and so the motorcade was
met by a huge gaggle of journalists, TV interviewers and cameras.
On camera, they loudly demanded to know why the Africans, Black Muslims and
Albanians all died in the fire and only the white couple lived.

The chief fire officer quietly replied:-

"They were at work."